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Umjesto monopolya

by Zombix on pro.21, 2008, under Uncategorized

 

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The Bailout Explained

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can"t do that. I went and spent it already"

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, "I"m going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can"t raffle off a dead horse!" Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me.

I just won"t tell any body he’s dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998."

The farmer said, "Didn"t anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out".

BTW, svi su čuli koliko je Bush dao automejkerima u Detroitu ali da li ste čuli da je i Kanada dala skoro 4 milijarde dolara za iste te igrače iz Detroita? Eh… e pa je… Kanada… ono… sad je samo pitanje da li će se i Mexiko pridružiti makar simboličnom svotom… čisto da ne nagađamo kad će više taj Amero… :-)

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1 Comment for this entry

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    Sjećam se nekih članaka u kojima se objašnjavalo kako se Slovenija pripremala za uvođenje eura. Držali su određenu stopu inflacije, ne preveliku, jer su htjeli rast gospodarstva i poticaj izvozu, ne stabilnost cijena i pomoć uvoznom lobiju. Neko vrijeme prije prelaska na euro, ciljano su još devalvirali tolar, navodno čak i do 30%, pa je njihovo gospodarstvo imalo dodatnih koristi i nekakvu amortizaciju…
    Rade li Ameri istu stvar s dolarom frije navodnog uvođenja amera? Srediti prljavo rublje kod sebe i to prenijeti na zajednička leđa, umjesto da se to rješava naknadno i time optereti samo SAD…?

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